Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes

#1
A lady with big bosoms entered a bus.

She had a rosary around her neck with the cross between her bosoms.

Akpors was sitting beside her and couldn't help staring.

The lady knowing fully well that Akpors has been staring for over 15mins
then asked "Are you looking at Jesus Christ
who died on the cross?


Akpos replied: No! Am actually looking at the two thieves beside
him.

 #2
THIS IS A CONVERSATION BETWEEN TWO
DRUNKS.
Nuhr: I am going to buy the
whole
bleeping world
Akpors: No, you can't
Nuhr: why?
Akpors: I won't sell it

 #3
Pastor Akpors was preaching in the
church one day, when he
remembered that one of the c'o'cks he was rearing in the church premises had gone missing, so he asked the congregation;

"Who has a c'o'ck?"

...All the men got up...

'No i mean who has seen a c'o'ck?'

...All the women got up...

'No no who has seen a c'o'ck that isn't theirs?'

...Half of the women in the church got up...

'Oh! For goodness sake, who has seen my
c'o'ck?'

...All the choir girls got up...
Akpors' wife fainted.

 #4
THIS IS A CONVERSATION BETWEEN
TWO KIDS.
Akpors: My dad is so great

Nuhr: What's so great about him?

Akpors: You see, even the
President himself sits with his
head bowed in front of my dad.

Nuhr: Wow! what is your dad?

Akpors: He is a barber!

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